December 2010
none of the bad, mean, ugly things matter when i’m with him. he’s my sun. he makes my heart happy. he makes me love myself. i’d follow him to the ends of the earth and back.
i just want to love him forever.
Basically, what we have here is a dreamer.
Somebody out of touch with reality....
peter: why did all the dinosaurs die out?
teacher: because you touch yourself at night.
twiffidy:
iklepattikins:
Every time i hear my sister’s say: “Did you get my text” it reminds me of Umbridge.
Lol Denise and I have been going “Did you get my text? Well, you didn’t text me back” all week.
that awkward moment when you have...
punkasylum:
Mama Umbridge's Rules for the Dormitory:
mamaumbridge:
Rule Number 1: No boys. UNLESS THEY’RE CUTE!
Rule Number 2: No alcohol. UNLESS THERE’S PLENTY TO GO AROUND!
Rule Number 3: No parties. UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!
But seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol, I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR PERKY LITTLE BOOBS OFF.
We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing...
– André Berthiaume